coffee

coffee
1. (Coffee) (1282↑, 268↓)
The best drink ever... glory...

" I would like some coffee." "what will it be..?" "Medium double double"

2. (coffee) (830↑, 196↓)
What [Columbia]ns grow and export in an attempt to make the world think that they are not the world's leading [cocaine] exporter.

Customs officials inspecting a Columbian freight ship discovered forty kilos of cocaine hidden behind bags of coffee beans.

3. (coffee) (680↑, 158↓)
Drug used by hackers and students

I need coffee, i need to r00t.

4. (coffee) (743↑, 294↓)
simply it means sex,

"hey u wanna come up for coffee" really he/she means hey u wanna have sex.

5. (coffee) (431↑, 99↓)
the reason i can't fall asleep

damn man this coffee is fucking me up

6. (coffee) (307↑, 52↓)
From its rather humble beginnings, coffee has evolved into a precious, albeit addictive commodity for many millions of people around the world. It is the lifeblood of nerds, and the drink that keeps America's workforce complacent on their journey to work.

Tom is a nerd, he stays up late with C++ and coffee. Jen is a secretary at a law firm, she drinks coffee on her bus ride to work.

Author: James Johnson http://coffee.urbanup.com/1564735
7. (coffee) (325↑, 71↓)
a drink made from coffee beans. people drink it because of its content of caffeine. some people drink it because they think they look cool walking into class with a big ass cup off caribou coffee talking about how they need to wake up yet its 40% cream 40% sugar and 20% coffee

wanna get some coffee?

8. (coffee) (289↑, 125↓)
a person who is coughed upon
9. (coffee) (145↑, 24↓)
The master of many slaves that make up the working class. Coffee should be drank either black or with no more than 15% cream and sugar to be truly enjoyed. However, many people prefer beverages that try to pass for coffee but are like less than 50% coffee and mostly milk/cream and sugar.

I can't function in the morning without at least 1 cup of Columbian brew coffee.

10. (Coffee) (101↑, 19↓)
Black, strong and with no sugar: the elixir of life.

I feel dead...I know, I'll go drink some coffee\!

Author: Criminal Activist http://coffee.urbanup.com/2647397
11. (coffee) (92↑, 23↓)
The reason we can't sleep at night, the reason why people have to pee every to seconds, the cause of kids born with ADHD, and why superman can fly.

Without coffee I wouldn't be up at 3:00 in the morning writing the definition of coffee. Instead, Ii would be sleeping and not peeing every 2 seconds.

12. (coffee) (66↑, 13↓)
[sex] in its liquid form

coffee is the greatest and most vital invention since the wheel

13. (coffee) (61↑, 17↓)
The lone "definition" you can get on a mug without looking like a total retard.

Bill: Hey Joe, check out my new mug from Urban Dictionary\! It's the defintion of "[cuntfucker]"\! Turns out this definition means "one who fucks many a cunt"\! Pretty cool way to drink your coffee, huh? Joe: What the fuck? Nearby Worker: Are you fucking insane? Boss: You're fired\! *Boss drinks from UD mug with the definition of "coffee".*

14. (Coffee) (78↑, 35↓)
The life source to natives of New Jersey. Commonly found in many bottomless cups at any given diner. It sobers, it rejuvinates, it's you're only friend at 3:00 A.M. when that morning paper is due.

Man in a diner: "I'll have some coffee"

15. (coffee) (48↑, 6↓)
liquid intelligence

My caffeine induced ramblings are critically acclaimed. Coffee is ingenuity.

16. (Coffee) (61↑, 33↓)
Coffee is the way. Coffee is the light. I stumbled across a work of genius and like a good everythingian I brought it back here to share with you. the pleasures and pains of coffee Read it. Ponder it. Wonder at it. If it's not your cup of tea maybe one of the following coffe links will be. Never stray from the path.

RFC 2324 (Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol (HTCPCP/1.0))

17. (coffee) (52↑, 33↓)
Nectar of the Gods as given Man by a [Mexican] on a Donkey.

Give me coffee or I will have a petit mal seizure

18. (coffee) (22↑, 5↓)
an addictive, nice smelling, buzz-giving, dehydrating black liquid. drunk all over the world.

i need coffee to be awake.

19. (Coffee) (18↑, 4↓)
The only socially acceptable way to drink cream.

Herman: "Hey Stu, why do you like coffee?" Stu: "Because it's the only socially acceptable way to drink cream."

20. (Coffee) (20↑, 6↓)
Nectar of the Gods. Coffee is a magical drink made of nothing more then a great-smelling bean and water, then heated to bring out the flavor. Coffee is like a great-tasting energy drink that is actually completely healthy for you\! It has amazing health benefits such as; Lowering the risk of Diabetes, Parkinson's Disease, Colon Cancer, Headaches, and risk of Cavities\! Plus it's addictive\! I CAN'T STOP SHAKING\!\!\! At least Coffee addiction is better then Meth addiction\!

Man: Dude, why are you shaking so much? Dude: Coffee, Man\! COFFEE\!

21. (Coffee) (21↑, 8↓)
Coffee: Nectar of the gods.

In the beginning God created light the universe, then said "let there be coffee so we can all keep going" then after his twelfth cup he wrote the Bible and a short autobiography that was lost in 3 billion BC.

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22. (coffee) (13↑, 3↓)
1. In addition to water, food, shelter, and clothing, coffee is the new essential substance needed for the survival of the human race, specifically students. 2. The solution to homework

I've got an early flight tomorrow, I better drink a lot of coffee tomorrow.

23. (coffee) (26↑, 16↓)
the drink of gods that gives energy to those in need. now ruined by starbucks because people think that that is really coffee. if you can barley taste the coffee in it, it is not coffee. if you ask for a regular coffee you should get black coffee not coffee with cream and sugar.

man 1: do you like coffee? man 2: yeah, see my starbucks cup man 1: starbucks isnt coffee man 2: yeah it is man 1: *kills and buries man 2"

24. (Coffee) (19↑, 9↓)
An excellent drink for late night runs to a diner. However the drink can easily be destroyed and made into bath water by adding too many creamers. Also some people express there love of coffee in different ways.

Lindsey: COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE I LOVE COFFEE\!

25. (coffee) (9↑, 1↓)
God's drink.

And on the 8th day He made coffee. God: "mmmm that's fucking orgasmic"

26. (Coffee) (11↑, 3↓)
"Caffe" in Italian, from the Turkish "kahve" which was derived from the Arabic "qahwa", a shortened version of "qahhwat al-bun" or "wine of the bean". Dutch traders snuck coffee tree seedlings out of the Arab port of Mocha and transported them to the East-Indies for planting; and from there coffee cultivation and trade spread to the New World and Hawaii. "Coffee is the common man’s gold and like gold it brings to every man (and woman) the feeling of luxury and nobility." Sheik Abd-al-Kadir “In Praise of Coffee” 1857. Coffee: The wine of the bean, the earth in a cup.

[coffee] [wine] [sex] [pleasure] [vibrant] [healing] [restorative] [orgasmic] [lubricant] [tobacco] [morning]

27. (Coffee) (9↑, 3↓)
A sacred substance used to awaken half of the U.S. population, especially before one must leave to go to his or her job in the morning. Some do not properly function until they have had their coffee in the a.m. hours of the day.

Gomer: Hey Earl, how you doin? Earl: *Groan* Ehhhhhhhhh. Drink need coffee yet. Gomer: Well put, Earl. Well put.

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28. (Coffee) (6↑, 0↓)
Liquid UNNGGGHHHHH. pronounced: Dee-lish-us

I'm fuckin' tired. I need me some COFFEE. UNNGGGHHHHH\!

29. (Coffee) (8↑, 2↓)
The best drink in the world. Just taste the goodness.

"Warning: The coffee you're about to enjoy is extremely hot\!"

Author: Starbucks Fan http://coffee.urbanup.com/4128993
30. (Coffee) (13↑, 7↓)
Really just a synonym for "meeting at Starbucks or some other place that sells coffee and other assorted drinks and treats to have a conversation."

Would you like to go to coffee with me? Our first date was coffee. We had coffee last night.

31. (coffee) (53↑, 47↓)
A drink that is an everyday physical symbol of sex.

I like my coffee hot and with lots of cream

32. (Coffee) (4↑, 1↓)
A term to replace the word sex. A way to keep the conversation PG with everyone thinking you mean coffee, but you really don't.

Guy 1: Dude, that girl is really hot\! Guy 2: Man I'd love to have coffee with her.

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33. (coffee) (3↑, 1↓)
Man's best friend. A beverage which holds within it, amongst various taste-bud tantalizing substances, the psychoactive stimulant caffeine. Coffee, by virtue of caffeine's stimulating qualities, is considered by many a prerequisite to any productive day. As such it is the most widely consumed psychoactive stimulant on the planet. Aside from its use as a utility for maintaining consciousness, there is a rich and deep cultural history behind coffee that has flourished throughout the ages, continuing to the present day. Coffee has also been an active social facilitator, with cafes and coffeehouses having been gathering places for various creative types regardless of discipline, particularly in the 20th century, and again, to the present day. Sadly like all good things of this world, many use coffee as an excuse for snobbery and clique-making, considering particular methods of preparation and appreciation as the magic bullet to coffee enjoyment. You will often find such people peddling their egos to the world in the form of baseless criticism against any coffee that doesn't cost you an arm and a leg, along with depreciation of any attempt to convince them otherwise. Like all other forms of bigotry, best dealt with sarcasm and other forms of humor. You probably hear a lot of talk about coffee either being great or horrible for your health, for a plethora of reasons, but overall the scientific literature on coffee does not conclude if it is ultimately good or bad for the body.

I have serious doubts that I can hold myself together any longer without a cup of coffee I wake up at six, but the day doesn't start till coffee'oclock\! Man, this morning I was so tired I had to drink three cups of coffee, and driven by my caffeine-buzz, added the 5th definition for coffee on Urbandictionary.com

34. (Coffee) (5↑, 3↓)
A drink that does wonders for your skin. Mainly used in the morning, but some drink it all day through. Usually a drink found in your every-day cafés. Can be made into many forms such as: Americano, A Shot in the Dark, Black coffee, Cafe au Lait, Cafe Breva, Caffe Latte, Cafe Macchiato, Cappuccino, Double, or Double Shot, Dry Cappuccino, Espresso Con Panna, Flavored coffee, Frappe, Greek Coffee, Hammerhead, Iced coffee, Indian (Madras) filter coffee, Instant coffee (or soluble coffee), Irish coffee, Mocha .. etc. Side Note: Delicious\!

One Coffee with extra cream and sugar, please.

35. (Coffee) (1↑, 0↓)
When i wake up in the morning, its there. When i go outside, its in my hand. when i go to sleep, its there, next to me.

This is what caffeine and coffee does to me does to me:)

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36. (Coffee) (7↑, 7↓)
The Person on whom one coughs

When Jack sneezed, Paul was the coffee

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37. (Coffee) (4↑, 5↓)
The nectar of the gods. Sacred in its ability to awaken and revive the senses in order to stay productive at work or school. A favorite among college students, teachers, and the general population of America. Side effects may include addiction, hyperactivity, insomnia, dehydration, stained clothes (when you were too "out of it" to notice you spilled on yourself), and increased spending at coffee shops.

Don't mess with Mama Bear until she's had at least 2 cups of coffee... She'll bite your head off. Dude, leave the teacher alone\! She's only had 1 cup of coffee today\! Gotta study. For this exam. Where's my coffee??? 4 hours later: Can't sleep. Too much coffee.

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38. (Coffee) (0↑, 2↓)
A code word to tell your friends there's a hot girl nearby.

*hot girl walks by* Me: Wanna go grab some coffee? Friend: *looks around and sees the girl* Hell yeah, I want some coffee.

39. (Coffee) (1↑, 3↓)
What I like to put in my sugar.

Coffee is best used as an additive to substances like sugar and cream, but consumed in excess, ruins the flavour and experience of quality sugar.

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40. (coffee) (4↑, 6↓)
To get coffee can mean a great deal of things, instead of just the act of procuring a hot beverage. Mostly directed towards going to a coffee shop.

"Hey Bob, want to go get coffee?"

41. (Coffee) (1↑, 5↓)
Coffee (verb): to procure and drink the drink of gods.

Students on way to school. Student 1: I'm going coffee?(Rhetorical Question) (Meaning; i'm going to get and drink coffee, wanna come?) Student 2: ....... Student 1: (Goes to Cafe and gets coffee)

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42. (Coffee) (7↑, 11↓)
An excellent drink for late night runs to a diner. However the drink can easily be destroyed and made into bath water by adding too many creamers. Also some people express there love of coffee in different ways.

Lindsey: "COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE I LOVE COFFEE\!"

43. (Coffee) (5↑, 10↓)
The perfect drink to late night diner runs. Can be easily killed and can taste like bath water when you add too many creamers. Some people show a high desire love for the drink.(see example)

Lindsey: "COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE I LOVE COFFEE\!"

44. (Coffee) (2↑, 8↓)
(n.), the person upon whom one coughs.

"Did you just cough on me?" "Yes, you're a coffee"

45. (Coffee) (3↑, 11↓)
One who is coughed upon.

Jane coughed on Jim, Jim punched her. Jim is a bad coffee. I was coughed on, I am a coffee.

46. (coffee) (2↑, 13↓)
someone who is coughed upon

"is the coffee ok? no he contracted bronchitis"

47. (Coffee) (3↑, 18↓)
Simply put, it's one of the most pathetic excuses for looking like "a fancy high-strung hunk of 'Can't get my ass out of bed' crap who want's to feel good abput him/her self"

I drink Coffee because it help's me wake up.

Author: Free from Stupid http://coffee.urbanup.com/3437028
48. (Coffee) (5↑, 24↓)
(n.), the person upon whom one coughs.

I didn't mean to make Bob the coffee, but I could stop coughing\!

Author: Tim McGuinness http://coffee.urbanup.com/3122535
49. (Coffee) (47↑, 67↓)
1) adjective Term used to describe that which is entirely awesome, profound, or otherwise regarded as favorable. 2) noun An object of awesomeness. synonyms: awesome, cool antonyms: [decaf]

1) A: I just pwned some noobs on Counterstrike. B: Dude, that's so coffee. 2) A: I found $100\! B: Coffee\!

50. (coffee) (5↑, 28↓)
someone who is coughed on

I was the coffee last night because my husband is sick.

51. (Coffee) (10↑, 41↓)
N. Marijuana, weed, reefer, etc. Just another slang word for the best medicine in the world.

Devin woke up to the sweet smell of coffee which brought a big smile to his face.

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52. (Coffee) (17↑, 50↓)
One that is coughed upon.

I have coughed on you, you are now a coffee.

53. (coffee) (17↑, 51↓)
1. synonym for cocaine. 2. simply grand.

Goddamn i need a coffee break.

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54. (coffee) (12↑, 47↓)
1. A tasty morning drink made from coffee beans. 2. Sex, \coffeefrom the wrong side of the cup: Anal Sex, \coffeefrom the wrong side of the manly cup: gay sex

"You wanna come have some coffee?" "Hey, he's been having coffe from the wrong side of the cup\!"

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55. (coffee) (9↑, 46↓)
Coffee is an [acronym] for [Condoms] organised [fantastic] [fucks] endlessly ensured.

I received a [message] from a [woman], a [good friend], asking me to meet her for coffee in Dublin.

56. (Coffee) (10↑, 58↓)
Bad name to be called.

Hey What's up Coffee\!

57. (coffee) (14↑, 67↓)
a person who has been coughed on

the coffee got a cold from this

58. (coffee) (4↑, 66↓)
Something that drips onto a banana when your Aunt Flow comes to visit.

Oh my\! I need some bananas because I'm dripping coffee\!

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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